So it rained in Chicago last night. Just a light pissing really, from a barely overcast sky. If you went outside you wouldn’t get wet, you would get damp. Normally, I would have enjoyed the smooth mist, except I forgot that DISH Network sucks.
A few pesky stratus clouds decide to spritz on the western suburbs, therefore I could not watch T.V. The technical name for this shitty phenomenon is called “rain fade,” but I’m too mad to address this scientifically.
Let me be clear: Never get satellite television. This is not an isolated case. This is a two year sample size, the worst two years of my T.V. watching life. The second I can axe my contract without penalty, I am switching to ANYTHING that is not DISH Network. It doesn’t work in the rain. It wasn’t even hard rain; the air was just slightly wet. Come on!