Glen: Starbucks Survivor Commercial

Glen’s the man, going to work.
Got his tie, got ambition.
Middle management is right in his grasp,
its a dream he will never let die
Glen’s the man of the hour,
he’s the king of his cube.
Status call reports have finally met their rival.
Burning the candle at both ends on his way to the top,
he knows one day he just could become … supervisor